Cyrus Sahukar has an apt tip for those looking to lose weight fast

Jan 04, 2016

Quick Bites:
  • Cyrus Sahukar thinks one should quit alcohol by finding another addiction.
  • He wonders why women have to put a black pencil in their eyes.
  • He thinks running at the running of the bulls, Spain is a quick way to lose weight.
  • Cyrus believes in exercise despite its potential to hurt.

 

The quickest way to drop five kilos...

Get into a pair of red tights, go to Spain, find a prized bull with large testicles and slap him vigorously. You'll run like no one has ever run before.

Cyrus Sahukar

If exercise is so good for you, why does it hurt?

We do it for the same reason a male Praying Mantis copulates even though he knows the female is going to kill him after.

 

An apple a day...

Tastes far better than brinjal juice.

 

The surest way to give up drinking is?

Find another addiction or loose the liver.

 

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth shut?

The question I'd like to ask is, why do women stick a black pencil in their eyes?


Why are men like high heels?

Because they are only good till the taller, better-looking dude comes by.

 

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